well,,, I have finally done it. Many thought it impossible, but I have, through great effort and much time, proved the naysayers wrong:
I just used up an entire 4g bottle of superglue without having it seize up on me halfway through. I'd like to thank loctite's rad little squeezy-side plastic bottle formfactor for this once-thought-impossible accomplishment; a huge "I never want to see you again" to all metal toothpaste tube style superglues.
A celebretory banquet will be held in my honor tonight; menu is yet to be determined