Goose has been introduced (again? idk, feels like it's new) to the concept of the Classic q/a joke. This means she also is now contributing:
why couldn't the lamppost poop?
because it was dead![1]
Why couldn't the tapirs eat any ants?
Because there weren't any left!
editor's note: this is particularly funny to me because "dead" here is a stand-in for "inanimate" ↩︎