slice!!
I've been thinking about a haircut for a while 'cuz my hair was getting longer than I liked to deal with. This of course led to "what if I cut it all off", which I am fairly certain is a relatively common impulse. We landed on a middle ground I wouldn't have been able to (easily) get to from my pre-long hair pseudo-undercut. I say we 'cuz Em cuts my hair and she does an incredible job. My hair is how swooshywooshy and peppy